Rosanne, the xxx parody

Roseanne was sitting in the kitchen all by herself when D.J. walked in and sat down beside her at the table. He rested his head in his hands and looked her straight in the face. She looked back at him, wondering what he was up to. For a while, he said nothing, but continued looking at her. Finally, he spoke. “Mom, what does sex feel like?”, he asked. Roseanne was stunned. He almost never mentioned sex to anyone, let alone her. She wanted to run from the room but instead, she embraced his question.. “C’m here, let me show you”, she said as she led him into the bedroom. D.J. was only fifteen but she figured that he’d better learn about sex now. And who better then his own mother. She told him to sit on the bed while she began to strip for him. D.J. got pretty excited and his cock began to harden. She started by taking off…

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Phoebe makes Rachel feel good – Friends porn parody

Phoebe couldn’t stand it. Rachel had been talking all night. That wouldn’t have been so bad, she enjoyed an all-girl bull session, but Rachel kept turning the conversation back to sex. She was a little drunk. They both were. They’d been to a party near Phoebe’s apartment, had a lot of sangria, and Rachel asked if she could crash with Phoebe. She’d said yes but now, lying in bed next to her in big t-shirts and panties, she was regretting it. Rachel had broken up with Tag six weeks ago, and she’d not slept with anyone since. Phoebe could sympathize…it had actually been even longer for her… but Rachel was driving her crazy. It was almost three AM as she said, “And oh, god, Tag could really give it to me, you know? He was so young and I used to just love putting my hand over his thing and feeling it get bigger and bigger.” “Rachel, um, are you…

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7TH Heaven: Salad Dressing Sisters

This is an extreme sex fiction around the TV show 7th Heaven, that centers around a lesbian incestuous sister/sister pairing between the characters of Ruthie Camden and Lucy Camden Kinkirk. This story is totally fiction, not real! Life is always crazy at the Camden house. Lucy Camden Kinkirk, who is now 21-years old and married to Kevin Kinkirk, has just recently given birth to her first child, a new baby girl they named Savannah. Lucy’s younger sister Ruthie Camden has recently turned 18- years old, and she has started dating, much to her parents reluctance. Ruthie is currently dating this guy from her high-school named Vincent. Because Eric and Annie do not like the idea of Ruthie going on dates alone with this guy Vincent, over the fear that she will have sex with him, they demand that Ruthie go on her date with Vincent with a chaperone. Ruthie complains that would cramp her style, but Eric and Annie insist…

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The Secret and Dirty World of Alex Mack

Alex Mack lay in bed. Her sister Annie was sleeping next to her naked worn out after one of their many “midnight snacks” that they had been having so often these days. Alex was fantasizing about so many of the cute guys at her school. She often did this after her interlude’s with Annie or Ray. She fiddled with her cunt, dreaming that she was getting her brains fucked out by some big stud. While she dreamed about a bunch of guys, her thoughts often came back to one – Jake Waters. Jake and Alex’s lockers were right next to each other in school and they often talked between classes. Sooner or later, Alex and Jake both realized that they liked each other. The only problem was that it turned out Jake was going out with Annie. Jake had wanted to break up with Annie to go out with Alex, but Alex had felt too weird about a guy breaking…

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The Gilmore Whores – Gilmore Girls parody

Rory hadn’t been planning it or anything. It wasn’t marked with a big red circle on her calendar. The realization just came to her as she and Tristan were sitting there in the candlelight. She was ready. He hadn’t been pressuring her. In fact, he had made it perfectly clear that even he didn’t think they were ready. Rory turned this idea over and over in her head until it began to settle. Yes, tonight was the night. She reached across the table and placed her hand over Tristan’s comparatively larger one. “Tristan, baby.” Her calm tone and demeanor automatically tore his gaze away from the menu. He met her brown eyes with his blue, and without a word being spoken a consensus was made. “Rory, are you sure?” She bit her lip, careful not to smudge her lipstick, which was a new practice. Carefully picking up her water glass and taking a sip, she nodded. Turning his hand over…

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