Stranger I know all to well

Charlie was sound asleep, dreaming about crazy stories. He was mid dream when he began to feel kisses on his body. Up his torso to his chest , up his neck and back down he felt these soft lips. His eyes clinched tight to bring climax to this pleasure. Slowly he felt a hand reach down to his slowly expanding cock. It grasped around it squeezing, tugging, stroking up and down. As this set of lips made its way down. His cock began to pulsate at the thought of getting blown. Charlie scooted down laying flat on the bed. He was in position to fully enjoy this experience. He then felt a mouth sliding along his shaft, accompanied by a hand rhythmically stroking up and down. His cock was fully erect and ready to burst. But who could these be he thought. Was it my ex Marie. No this was not her technique, Maybe Christy , no she was not…

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Seinfeld XXX parody

Jerry was getting ready to meet George and Elaine for lunch at their favorite hangout, Monk’s, when Kramer came sliding through the door. “Hey Buddy, where ya goin’?” “Oh, hi Kramer. Please come in. I going to meet George and Elaine for lunch, want to come?” “Oh yeah, I’m there” Kramer answered, “when you going?” “Right now, are you coming or what?” “Oh, I’m there, giddyup!” Meanwhile, Elaine was already there, waiting at their regular booth. “Where are those idiots”, she thought to herself. “They both need to buy a watch, not that either one of them could tell time.” Jerry and Kramer were walking to Monk’s when George came running towards them. “Wait guys, wait,” George yelled out of breath. “We can’t go to Monk’s, we gotta go some place else!” “Why,” Jerry asked. “Susan found out I was meeting you guys for lunch at Monk’s and said she might meet us their. I can’t have Susan join us…

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