Avengers enjoys sex

It was a quiet Friday night at Avengers mansion almost everyone was off doing their own thing. Bruce Banner was in his room reading quietly and Black Widow was in the training room exercising. The rooms AI suddenly set the exercise to maximum and Natasha started fighting for her life. She managed to make a good go of it for fifteen minute before she lay in a heap and the AI was about to deliver a killing blow. The Hulk suddenly burst through a wall ripping out machines and destroying the training room. Gently picking up the Widow’s supine body he carried her to his room and lay her on his bed. He grunted out computer scan Tasha’s body , how hurt is she , after a few minutes the computer responded. Black Widow will be fine most damage is superficial she is only unconscious from her body being totally exhausted from the fight. The Hulk now not having to…

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Mythbusters: Kari Byron Gets XXX Busted

“Ok guys, we need myths to test, the posts from online aren’t panning out.” The cast of Mythbusters was sitting around a table in the shop with the production team. They were brainstorming myths for the show, but having lots of trouble. Jokingly, Tory suggested “let’s test the myth that after someone gets their head cut off, their head stays alive for like 30 seconds after.” Kari scoffed, and snapped at him “Yeah, good idea moron, how do we test it? Cut someone’s head off on TV?” Tory and Grant met for a beer after the meeting, both of them were tired of how much attention Kari was getting being the only woman on the show. ** The day the plan was set to go into action the unaware Kari Byron found the area around the M7 build shop oddly deserted. Usually there was quite a crowd of tourists, wannabes, and the occasional bum panhandling. The stacked redhead had heard…

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