How I Fucked A Celebrity (who happened to be Salma Hayek)
Hola! My name is Hymie. In English you’d probably call me Jim or Jimi. I live in Coatzacoalcos, Mexico. I’m twenty-one. I didn’t go to College, I’m “street smart” but I didn’t have the smarts it took to do good in High School and get into College. But who cares? Hardly anyone…