How I Fucked A Celebrity (who happened to be Salma Hayek)
Hola! My name is Hymie. In English you’d probably call me Jim or Jimi. I live in Coatzacoalcos, Mexico. I’m twenty-one. I didn’t go to College, I’m “street smart” but I didn’t have the smarts it took to do good in High School and get into College. But who cares? Hardly anyone I know has gone to College but we have what we need and are content, si? I work and give most of my money to my family. I don’t have much of my own – my parents don’t even have a television or anything really fancy – but I make enough money to have been able to buy my own cell phone and pay the bill. I don’t text much, my writing is not very good. But I do call my friends but mostly I’m already hanging out with them. I mostly use my phone for what you call the world wide web. I like to – how…
