How I Fucked A Celebrity (who happened to be Salma Hayek)

Hola! My name is Hymie. In English you’d probably call me Jim or Jimi. I live in Coatzacoalcos, Mexico. I’m twenty-one. I didn’t go to College, I’m “street smart” but I didn’t have the smarts it took to do good in High School and get into College. But who cares? Hardly anyone I know has gone to College but we have what we need and are content, si? I work and give most of my money to my family. I don’t have much of my own – my parents don’t even have a television or anything really fancy – but I make enough money to have been able to buy my own cell phone and pay the bill. I don’t text much, my writing is not very good. But I do call my friends but mostly I’m already hanging out with them. I mostly use my phone for what you call the world wide web. I like to – how…

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Road Trip With Alyson and Amanda “AJ” Michalka

I should have known from the moment Alyson called that something was wrong. She had phoned me in the middle of the night from the East Coast to ask me if I’d “rescue” her 20-year-old sister in Las Vegas and escort her back to LA. “What the hell are you talking about?” I mumbled half asleep. “It’s like 4am right now.” “Please. Pretty please.” my girlfriend whined through the phone. “Why doesn’t AJ just fly back to Los Angeles like every other normal human being?” I quipped rhetorically, recalling her phobia to fly. Funnily enough her “symptoms” seemed to dissipate if and when her sister accompanied her on their cross country flights, but as it was Alyson and her family were visiting relatives in upstate New York while Amanda was now alone and stranded in Las Vegas, and a total wreck. As it turned out, she had apparently hooked up with some guy she meet in a club who had…

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Marie Osmond nude and blacked

Marie Osmond lay resting briefly in the Marriott Hotel bed, still breathing fast and in the afterglow of her powerful orgasm after she’d just finished fucking the young black man she’d contacted through the escort service where she lived in Los Angeles. The shapely brunette in her early 40’s had moved to Los Angeles for the television show which she co-hosted with her brother, Donnie, and over several months she had become increasingly curious about some of the sexual topics and themes discussed on their show. The result had been Marie leaving her kids for the weekend with her brother and his wife while she’d booked a room in the L.A. Marriott under an assumed name to protect her reputation. All she needed was some snoopy entertainment journalist finding out that the famous Marie Osmond, darling of America, had been shacking up with some male hired stud in a hotel room. Marie had finally gotten up the courage to call…

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