A Ride on the Night Bus (Harry Potter XXX Parody)

Harry awoke the next day feeling refreshed. He looked at the clock and it said 7:25 so Harry got up, dressed, and started packing for the trip to the Burrow. Harry decided to take the knight bus there because he could not apparate yet. Harry would be taking his test in about a week with Ron since he failed his first try. Harry pulled his trunk to the front door and set Hedwig’s cage on top of it. He turned to his aunt and uncle and said “goodbye” His uncle just grunted. Harry could not even look his aunt or uncle in the eye after seeing what he saw last night. Dudley on the other hand gave Harry a dirty glare as to say, “I know it was you” but Harry just grinned and turned to the door into the morning air. He decided to call for the bus at the park since there were not that many houses around….

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Harry and Hermione move to the next level

“Attention, students,” Madam Pomfrey’s voice sang out. “Class is now in session.” Harry turned to Ron and blushed. “I can’t believe that second termers actually learn about reproduction.” “It’s not reproduction, Harry, it’s sex. And you have to learn it this year. All magicians do.” “Why? Muggles would never dream of teaching kids our age how to have sex. The school administration would be fired and all the teachers run out of town.” “It’s different for the magic-born,” Ron replied. “Witches mature earlier than Muggle females, between ten and twelve, and they don’t get menses until they come of age, at seventeen. Also, they don’t have hymens, so there is none of the pain Muggles associate with the first sex act. Plus magic-born teenagers are not looked down upon for having sex, in fact, they are expected to. Wizards develop sexually just as Muggle boys do, but again between ten and twelve, so during the teen years magic-born kids are…

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