Seinfeld XXX parody

Jerry was getting ready to meet George and Elaine for lunch at their favorite hangout, Monk’s, when Kramer came sliding through the door. “Hey Buddy, where ya goin’?” “Oh, hi Kramer. Please come in. I going to meet George and Elaine for lunch, want to come?” “Oh yeah, I’m there” Kramer answered, “when you going?” “Right now, are you coming or what?” “Oh, I’m there, giddyup!” Meanwhile, Elaine was already there, waiting at their regular booth. “Where are those idiots”, she thought to herself. “They both need to buy a watch, not that either one of them could tell time.” Jerry and Kramer were walking to Monk’s when George came running towards them. “Wait guys, wait,” George yelled out of breath. “We can’t go to Monk’s, we gotta go some place else!” “Why,” Jerry asked. “Susan found out I was meeting you guys for lunch at Monk’s and said she might meet us their. I can’t have Susan join us…

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My mother is Amy Poehler

My mother drives me CRAZY!!! I’m pretty sure EVERY mother drives their son(s) crazy. But my mother is the worst, I guarantee it. Let me start out by telling you I’m an average teenage boy. I just turned sixteen, I’m a B student, I play on the football team and I have no problem getting with the girls. They love my thick, 10″ long cock. My mother, on the other hand, is far from your average mother. My mother is Amy Poehler, the comedienne from Saturday Night Live, Parks and Recreation, and of a bunch a dumb comedies [at least one of which she co- starred with her BFF the hot Tina Fey, so I will give my mother credit for good taste in friends]. She always plays screwball characters, and that is exactly how she is in real life. I’m a very serious guy. Not overly serious, but my mother’s antics just make me grind my teeth and roll…

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