Drunken sex with Lizzy Caplan

My name is Benny, and I’m 29 years old. I wrote a script; a hard-R, 80s throwback, revenge movie, about a female prosecutor whose entire family is killed by the mob, so she goes on a killing spree with a sawed- off shotgun. The kind of thing James Glickenhaus used to make. So, I got a call about a week ago, a female voice(and a sexy one at that), saying my script crossed her path, and she absolutely loves it, and she’s flying out to Boston to meet me, and talk about getting it made. Last night, I was sitting in the Mexican bar and grill down the street from my apartment. At roughly the agreed upon time, Lizzy Caplan walked in. I certainly wasn’t expecting that. “Wow, you said you were a big guy, but you’re fucking huge. How tall are you?” “Six-six.” “Shit.” She shook my hand, and sat down. “That’s what I said when I saw it…

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