Bondage With Britney Spears

What an assignment! My editor pulled me aside this morning at about 11 o clock and told me that I would be the photographer on the Britney Spears photo shoot. I don’t think it needs repeating that to have a camera and the power to put Britney Spears into any position I wanted to was a major buzz, and I was counting the hours till we were due to arrive on set. I was assigned with our chief interviewer, Kathy Swinton, who was going to be quizzing her about her latest album. Kathy was a complete bitch who when sent on celebrity jobs like this turned into even more of a dragon. “Now remember Rob, I’ll be calling the shots here,” she reminded me as I drove towards the site. “Whatever Britney wants she gets, do you understand? I don’t want any of your arty student suggestions regarding pose, make up or dress. You got that?” What could I say?…

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Singer Taylor Swift seduces super-model Kate Upton

aylor Swift waited in the darkness. The garage attached to the mansion was not particularly big by Hollywood standards, but easily holding twenty sport and luxury cars she was impressed and wondered how long it was going to take to go on the open market after tonight and how much it was going to go for? The opening of the garage door shut her day-dreaming down. A seemingly block long Mercedes limo pulled in and parked. A gigantic black man in a dark suit stepped out from behind the steering wheel and opened the back door. She stepped out, flawless, breathtakingly beautiful, wearing a short, golden, shimmering, silk dress. It was Paris Hilton; heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, millionaire many times over, pseudo-celebrity, slut and whore. Taylor clicked the safety off on her silenced nine millimeter and prepared to make her move but the bodyguards sudden action froze her in place. The bodyguard grabbed Paris by her long blonde…

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The Celebrity Rapist – Starring Demi Moore, Gillian Anderson, and Teri Hatcher

If it wasn’t for my celebrity status, I’d have been in jail a long time ago. But hey, with status comes power, like the character I play in my t.v show I’m used to getting my own way. I’ve never been one of those men who believes in true equality, I think women were put on this planet to cook, clean and be fucked. If I had been an ordinary person I’d have been labeled a sexist bastard, as a celebrity I have old fashioned values. What pisses me off is that we’re too scared nowadays to tell anyone how we feel, or to make women do what we want. Because we’re scared of being politically incorrect, we don’t realize that everybody thinks this way. One day I decided I was going to show women who was the boss, and I chose my targets, I’ve been studying psychology and think I know what makes them tick. I made up a…

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Melissa Joan Hart is taken against her will by a mysterious female she’s never seen before

Melissa decided to take a vacation from filming her show. So she took a month off to travel around the country and so she left LA and headed to the Rockies to camp and hike for a time. When she got their early in the morning in her car and then got out, and saw that no one was around to see her so in her white t-shirt and black spandex shorts and white canvas shoes and hair in a pony tail she started up a trail. After walking for about 30 min. she was getting hot and felt like someone was watching her so she stopped and sat down and drank some water and looked around. She saw no one and then started walking again, About 30 min. in a thick section of trees near some caves she was hit hard from behind on the head and blacked out. When Melissa came too she felt her arm stretched away…

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Alicia Silverstone is abducted in my mind

Alicia Silverstone walked confidently through the studio parking lot, her long blonde hair bright in the Southern California sun. She was wearing a snug white cotton blouse, a short black skirt, and sneakers with white ankle socks. She had a purse slung over her shoulders, sunglasses over her eyes, and an air of busy distraction. In fact, she was distracted; she’d just come from a meeting with one of the studio’s producers, and this was on her mind as she walked. It had been a good meeting, but only in the sense that it wasn’t a disaster; she hadn’t gotten them to take the deal for her newest project, but at least they hadn’t turned it down. She was trying to think of some way to get them to come across with the money, some hook she could throw them, or a bone, and she was so preoccupied with her thoughts that she didn’t see the man approaching her from…

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