Jefferson Darcy goes to a nudie bar and finds Kelly Bundy dancing on the stage

Jefferson Darcy could not believe it. He was at the nudie bar while Marcy was at work, like usual. When a new dancer came out on stage. The new stripper was his gorgeous, blonde, teenage neighbor, Kelly Bundy. Jefferson had seen Kelly in various states of un-dress since he had moved in…

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XXX Spider-Man is defeated by the most unlikely enemy

The middle of summer, tradition holds, is a good time for a company trip; at least John Jonah Jameson, the publisher of the Daily Bugle, likes to think so. Not that he is interested in creating a bound with the employees, nor building a better work environment, he simply couldn’t care less….

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What if Rosario Dawson made a porno film

We fade in on Rosario sitting on a leather couch, naked, holding a bottle of baby oil. “Well, hello there,” a voice off-screen says. “Hello.” “And what’s your name?” “Rosario.” “Ah, Rosario. And how are you doing, Rosario?” “I’m good.” “You seem to have a bottle of something there.” “Yes.” “And what’s…

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Kathryn Erbe: Sexbomb – Law and Order

FADE IN: EXT. FROM ABOVE BIG CITY BUILDINGS NIGHT K. E. (V.O.) In this day of global corporatocracy, powerful and rich men are in danger for their SECRETS as they conduct business on never before known scales. When their private security fails them, they have one last hope. Kathryn Erbe is a…

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Nicki Minaj – Clean my cum out of your wig

I paid the cab driver and stepped out into the hotel lobby. I was keen to check in to allow myself as much time as possible to relax and decompress from my long flight, so I made a beeline for the reception desk. Ahead of me was a silhouette that seemed familiar….

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Lilian Garcia is impressed by two of the WWE latest stars

Following a WWE Live Event in late July 2003, Mark Jindrak and Garrison Cade are taking advantage of the gym facilities inside of the hotel that they are staying at. Jindrak is wearing knee-length black shorts and a white tank top and Cade is wearing red workout pants and a black t-shirt….

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An Alanis Morissette – Shirley Manson Erotic Story

“You, you, you oughta know”, Shirley Manson and Alanis Morissette belted out in a rare duet no one thought would ever occur. After the public on air fight and insulting that occured between these two on MTV’s Video Music Awards no one ever thought they’d speak to each other much less continue…

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Liz Hurley – Pregnant Pause

The stylish and expensive car pulled to a stop before the small and modest apartment building. The owner sat inside, tapping on the steering wheel before putting the car into park. She remained sitting in the car for several minutes, still tapping the wheel, trying to get the courage to get out…

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Anna Kendrick – Bitch Perfect

Anna and I had been married for five years and had been a relationship for perhaps eight or ten before that. We’d grown up together and had been high school sweethearts for all four years. While I attended the university in a distant city, the relationship had prevailed and it as shortly…

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