What if Rosario Dawson made a porno film

We fade in on Rosario sitting on a leather couch, naked, holding a bottle of baby oil. “Well, hello there,” a voice off-screen says. “Hello.” “And what’s your name?” “Rosario.” “Ah, Rosario. And how are you doing, Rosario?” “I’m good.” “You seem to have a bottle of something there.” “Yes.” “And what’s…

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The Rape Of Christina Applegate

This is of course a fantasy. No one in real life would want to do something like this to Christina who is a wonderful sensitive person. But fantasies aren’t necessarily logical. Rick had been a huge fan of Married with Children, specifically Christina Applegate. He thought she was the sexiest person to…

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Kathryn Erbe: Sexbomb – Law and Order

FADE IN: EXT. FROM ABOVE BIG CITY BUILDINGS NIGHT K. E. (V.O.) In this day of global corporatocracy, powerful and rich men are in danger for their SECRETS as they conduct business on never before known scales. When their private security fails them, they have one last hope. Kathryn Erbe is a…

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Ally McBeal’s juicy week

Hi, my name is Elaine. I work at Fish-Cage and Associates law firm as a secretary. I have made many inventions over the years, but all had failed. Some of them were brilliant, but they just never caught on. But my newest invention is my masterpiece. I have found a way to…

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A porn parody of the Hollywood teen drama Beverly Hills 90210

Donna rolls over in her bed, then falls onto the floor. The crash wakes Kelly, who runs into her room. As she helps Donna off the floor and onto her bed, she asks, “Are you all right?” “I dunno, my thigh hurts,” Donna moans. “Let me look.” Donna pulls up her long…

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The Secret and Dirty World of Alex Mack

Alex Mack lay in bed. Her sister Annie was sleeping next to her naked worn out after one of their many “midnight snacks” that they had been having so often these days. Alex was fantasizing about so many of the cute guys at her school. She often did this after her interlude’s…

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The Gilmore Whores – Gilmore Girls parody

Rory hadn’t been planning it or anything. It wasn’t marked with a big red circle on her calendar. The realization just came to her as she and Tristan were sitting there in the candlelight. She was ready. He hadn’t been pressuring her. In fact, he had made it perfectly clear that even…

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The Big Bang Theory Sex Parody

Now that I had the money, I was able to afford to buy a new sofa and bed, refrigerator and stove were included. It was a two bedroom apartment, I might decide to take in a roommate later. The lease was reasonable priced and it was a short drive to the University…

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Patricia Richardson has the hots for a big burly construction worker

Pat was late. She had an appointment in a downtown LA high-rise office building to discuss a new TV show with the producer. Since the end of “Home Improvement” her career had slowed. She was anxious to find new work. “Give it your best shot, Pat,” said her talent agent. “This could…

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