Modern Family – Xxx parody

This is a sex fiction. And fan-fiction, really. Maybe people will think my inclusion of music is cheesy. Try reading it with the choices made though and you’ll maybe soon think otherwise. Could very well lead into a few more parts for sure. Andy pulled his car into the Dunphy’s driveway and…

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Patricia Richardson has the hots for a big burly construction worker

Pat was late. She had an appointment in a downtown LA high-rise office building to discuss a new TV show with the producer. Since the end of “Home Improvement” her career had slowed. She was anxious to find new work. “Give it your best shot, Pat,” said her talent agent. “This could…

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A young intern gets to fuck Lena Headey

It was a gorgeous summer day. Lena rose early and decided it was a perfect beach day. And she knew just the beach… She woke her daughter Meagan and told her the plan. Heading to the bathroom, Lena shed her clothes and jumped in the shower. It was like a scene from…

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Karrine Steffans – Not-So-SUPERBUTT

I live in a luxury high rise in one of the biggest, most famous cities in the states [but I won’t say which one Wink]. Many celebrities live here but with my schedule I haven’t seen any yet. You see, the only reason I can afford my pad is I was working…

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Adult Fanfiction – Sarah Michelle craving sex

My head was spinning. I felt confused and a little angry that this stranger would approach me with such a claim. I tried to poke holes in her story. “That’s impossible. I’m an only child. I think I’d know if I had a sibling running around somewhere,” I said preposterously, snorting at…

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Best fucking friends – Girls Aloud

“Come on girlies, this calls for some REAL celebratory drinks, who’s for Absinthe?” shouts Sarah, checking out the contents of the fully-stocked private bar in their room. Or rather the luxury suite their management had arranged for them all to stay in post 2009 Brit awards triumph. The suite was huge and,…

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An erotic version of the Peter Pan fantasy

Peter Pan yawned and stretched. He realized that he was pretty sleepy and decided he would go to sleep a bit early. All that business with bringing Wendy and her little brothers to Never-Never Land had made him tired. Peter was still a boy, though not a little one, and didn’t have…

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Comic-Con Fun with Chloe Bennet

I stood watching as Comic-Con went on. There were numerous booths and displays of all sorts, but I had only had eyes for the Marvel booth, specifically Chloe Bennet. She wore a button down pink shirt, with a matching tight pink skirt and tan heels. Her long tan legs looked fantastic, and…

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Honeymoon Bliss with Victoria Justice and Hailee Steinfeld

It’s hard to wake up in a more relaxing way than I just had. Lying on a soft comfortable bed in the bedroom of the expensive suite I was renting. The sounds of the Pacific Ocean waves crashing on the beach coming in through the open balcony door. Though the part best…

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