Mythbusters: Kari Byron Gets XXX Busted

“Ok guys, we need myths to test, the posts from online aren’t panning out.” The cast of Mythbusters was sitting around a table in the shop with the production team. They were brainstorming myths for the show, but having lots of trouble. Jokingly, Tory suggested “let’s test the myth that after someone gets their head cut off, their head stays alive for like 30 seconds after.” Kari scoffed, and snapped at him “Yeah, good idea moron, how do we test it? Cut someone’s head off on TV?” Tory and Grant met for a beer after the meeting, both of them were tired of how much attention Kari was getting being the only woman on the show. ** The day the plan was set to go into action the unaware Kari Byron found the area around the M7 build shop oddly deserted. Usually there was quite a crowd of tourists, wannabes, and the occasional bum panhandling. The stacked redhead had heard…

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Zooey Deschanel and Rooney Mara have a fun weekend

Rooney Mara was in town filming scenes for a movie. She arrived a couple days early, so she decided to spend the weekend hanging out with her friend Zooey Deschanel. The two were sitting on the couch, in their pajamas, watching TV. “So, I think they want me to play Huntress,” Rooney said. “Cool,” Zooey said. “Del Toro’s thinking of me for Zatanna, so we may end up on-screen together at one point.” “So, is this what you usually do on the weekend?” “Yeah, pretty much.” “That’s cool. I guess I don’t really mind. Never been a big fan of this town.” She took a swig of water. “Well, if you’re bored, we could have sex.” This caused Rooney to spit out the water. After some sputtering, she said, “Okay, I know you’re joking, but did you have to wait till I was drinking something to say that?” “Okay, maybe I did that on purpose, but I’m not joking. C’mon,…

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Celeb fantasies – Katy Perry realizes her true feelings for her brother

Katy had just finished with her latest tour, and was downright exhausted. She just wanted to relax and unwind for a while, so she did what she always did, what a lot of people in her line of work do, and went back home. Of course, she knew her parents were on vacation, but was surprised to find her brother, David there. “Yeah, I’m looking after the place while they’re gone.” “Oh. Okay. Listen, I’m gonna go to my room and take a nap. I’m really tired.” She yawned to emphasize her tiredness. “Okay.” Katy went to her room, and closed the door. She would’ve locked it, but these doors didn’t lock. At least not by any modern means. The most she could do is hope her ruse would fool David. She quickly stripped out of the clothes she flew here in, went in the bathroom, and started the shower. As soon she got in, and felt the hot water…

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Jennifer Lopez – Latina Heat

Another tiring live performance. These performances always took a lot out of Jennifer. Dancing and running across the stage for this amount of time was always exhausting. But besides being exhausting these dynamic performances sometimes also had another effect on Jennifer. Because she moves so much and so fast on stage for such a long period of time, sometimes the latina’s “pipes” would loosen up to the point where she needs a half hour of “retreatment” into the ladies’ room to relieve herself. So as soon as she got off stage, she went straight for the girly potty room. She went inside, the usual sweet scent of a ladies’ room penetrated her nostrils. She went into a stall, closed the door, lifted her miniskirt and lowered her panties. The wetness of the panties she had grown accustomed to. The movements were causing the crack of her ass to sweat and after two hours of dancing, the panties were lodged completely…

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Alicia Silverstone is abducted in my mind

Alicia Silverstone walked confidently through the studio parking lot, her long blonde hair bright in the Southern California sun. She was wearing a snug white cotton blouse, a short black skirt, and sneakers with white ankle socks. She had a purse slung over her shoulders, sunglasses over her eyes, and an air of busy distraction. In fact, she was distracted; she’d just come from a meeting with one of the studio’s producers, and this was on her mind as she walked. It had been a good meeting, but only in the sense that it wasn’t a disaster; she hadn’t gotten them to take the deal for her newest project, but at least they hadn’t turned it down. She was trying to think of some way to get them to come across with the money, some hook she could throw them, or a bone, and she was so preoccupied with her thoughts that she didn’t see the man approaching her from…

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