The Gilmore Whores – Gilmore Girls parody

Rory hadn’t been planning it or anything. It wasn’t marked with a big red circle on her calendar. The realization just came to her as she and Tristan were sitting there in the candlelight. She was ready. He hadn’t been pressuring her. In fact, he had made it perfectly clear that even he didn’t think they were ready. Rory turned this idea over and over in her head until it began to settle. Yes, tonight was the night. She reached across the table and placed her hand over Tristan’s comparatively larger one. “Tristan, baby.” Her calm tone and demeanor automatically tore his gaze away from the menu. He met her brown eyes with his blue, and without a word being spoken a consensus was made. “Rory, are you sure?” She bit her lip, careful not to smudge her lipstick, which was a new practice. Carefully picking up her water glass and taking a sip, she nodded. Turning his hand over…

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The Big Bang Theory Sex Parody

Now that I had the money, I was able to afford to buy a new sofa and bed, refrigerator and stove were included. It was a two bedroom apartment, I might decide to take in a roommate later. The lease was reasonable priced and it was a short drive to the University I worked out. I had a chance to chat with the previous tenant over coffee. He told me the elevator had been broken forever, the building had very good security and the neighbors were nice. Especially Penny across the hall. He told me Penny was a sweet girl who worked as a waitress and was a struggling actress. Sweet, beautiful, and a little ditzy he said. I was looking forward to meeting Penny. It was a new experience living on my own. My friends thought it was cool that I had my own pad now, the first out of all of us. They thought I was cool in…

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