The Gilmore Whores – Gilmore Girls parody
Rory hadn’t been planning it or anything. It wasn’t marked with a big red circle on her calendar. The realization just came to her as she and Tristan were sitting there in the candlelight. She was ready. He hadn’t been pressuring her. In fact, he had made it perfectly clear that even he didn’t think they were ready. Rory turned this idea over and over in her head until it began to settle. Yes, tonight was the night. She reached across the table and placed her hand over Tristan’s comparatively larger one. “Tristan, baby.” Her calm tone and demeanor automatically tore his gaze away from the menu. He met her brown eyes with his blue, and without a word being spoken a consensus was made. “Rory, are you sure?” She bit her lip, careful not to smudge her lipstick, which was a new practice. Carefully picking up her water glass and taking a sip, she nodded. Turning his hand over…