The Celebrity Rapist – Starring Demi Moore, Gillian Anderson, and Teri Hatcher
If it wasn’t for my celebrity status, I’d have been in jail a long time ago. But hey, with status comes power, like the character I play in my t.v show I’m used to getting my own way. I’ve never been one of those men who believes in true equality, I think women were put on this planet to cook, clean and be fucked. If I had been an ordinary person I’d have been labeled a sexist bastard, as a celebrity I have old fashioned values. What pisses me off is that we’re too scared nowadays to tell anyone how we feel, or to make women do what we want. Because we’re scared of being politically incorrect, we don’t realize that everybody thinks this way. One day I decided I was going to show women who was the boss, and I chose my targets, I’ve been studying psychology and think I know what makes them tick. I made up a…