Want to hear a true story about how Hannah and I fucked Madonna?

“Yeah, RIGHT!” you’re saying, “In your dreams, pal.” And, I don’t blame you one iota for doubting such a preposterous claim. I sometimes find it hard to believe myself. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve rolled over in bed, waking from a half-dream, and gazed deep into my pretty…

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Jerked off in a Restaurant by Madonna

I dated Madonna. You know, Madonna the sex/porn rock singer Madonna. She had me trailing around after her for several weeks, before she dumped me for this really huge Chinese guy. This story is about one incident at a sidewalk cafe on Sunset Blvd. Right inside West Hollywood. We were waiting for…

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