The Secret diary of Eva Longoria

It was a Tuesday night, and “Desperate Housewives” resident Latina babe Eva Longoria was in her bedroom searching for something to watch on television. “There isn’t shit on TV,” Eva said angrily as she continued flipping through the channels angry and confused on why her husband Tony Parker could not satisfy her. After about ten minutes of channel surfing, Eva finally found something she desired. The channel: VH1. The program: a music video featuring Latina sex-kitten Shakira. Eva had a huge affinity for Shakira. And who could blame her? After all, Shakira has a smokin’ hot body with a booty that just wouldn’t quit. Every time she did her trademark booty shake, Eva went wild with desire. “Oh yeah! Shake that ass, you latin goddess!” she said to herself. After the music video ended, Eva started thinking, “I must have her! And I can bring her right to me.” Not only was Eva Longoria a bewitching beauty, but she was…

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Smallville xxx parody

It was another “normal” afternoon in Smallville, Kansas. Lana Lang was busy working up a sweat over a coffee mug at The Talon, and Chloe Sullivan was cramming away to meet a deadline for ‘The Daily Planet’ newspaper. “There is no way I am going to get this done Clark” sighed Chloe. “Chloe, when have you ever missed a deadline?” replied Clark. “Never” Chloe snapped back. “I think you just need to take a break, go over to the talon and get a cappuccino”. “Well alright, don’t let anything happen to my computer” Chloe says going out the door. “O hi Chloe, done with your paper?” asked Lana. “No, but I was never going to get done if I didn’t have a break,” responded Chloe. “I have been here for awhile to, lets go up stairs to the loft and relax some” said Lana. “Sounds great” Chloe replied. “So did you ever put a move on Clark” ask Chloe. “Of…

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