The Secret diary of Eva Longoria

It was a Tuesday night, and “Desperate Housewives” resident Latina babe Eva Longoria was in her bedroom searching for something to watch on television. “There isn’t shit on TV,” Eva said angrily as she continued flipping through the channels angry and confused on why her husband Tony Parker could not satisfy her. After about ten minutes of channel surfing, Eva finally found something she desired. The channel: VH1. The program: a music video featuring Latina sex-kitten Shakira. Eva had a huge affinity for Shakira. And who could blame her? After all, Shakira has a smokin’ hot body with a booty that just wouldn’t quit. Every time she did her trademark booty shake, Eva went wild with desire. “Oh yeah! Shake that ass, you latin goddess!” she said to herself. After the music video ended, Eva started thinking, “I must have her! And I can bring her right to me.” Not only was Eva Longoria a bewitching beauty, but she was…

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