Miley Cyrus decides to bear it all on the “That Metal Show” to the audience’s rapt approval

Eddie sat in his dressing room [more like a broom closet] shaking his head. “How did we get talked into this?!?” He thought to himself. “This is THAT METAL SHOW for goodness’ sake! METAL.” Eddie sighed and shook his head again… The consummate professional, Eddie put on “nothing- out-of-the-ordinary” face and said “Please welcome for the first time on THAT METAL SHOW, Miley Cyrus!” Eddie, Jim and Don rose as Miley emerged from behind the curtain excitedly. Miley waved happily at the audience as she passed through it, the audience deathly silent, wondering what the fuck a fuckin’ Country singer was doing on TMS. Eddie kept his professional demeanor but on the inside was losing it. “I don’t believe this! This show is over, we’ve reached the lowest of the low here.” Miley turned before reaching the guys and waved excitedly to the audience. “WOO-HOO!!!” She exclaimed. Turning back to the guys, she giddily shook Jim’s, Don’s and finally Eddie’s…

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