A Cold and Lonely Arabian Night in Agrabah – Aladdin xxx parody

Loneliness had become an unwelcome companion in the frigid winter nights of Agrabah. The days were still warm, but the desert cold swept through the palace with a viciousness that reminded Jasmine of vizier Jafar’s smile. Ex-vizier, she reminded herself. He was a genie now, powerless and buried hundreds of feet under the desert sand in his own cave of wonders, where she hoped he would stay for the next ten thousand years. She sighed and wrapped her woolen cloak tighter about her, looking out over the town where she had first ventured to find the man of her dreams, her beloved Aladdin. With the passing of her father, however, he had been named Sultan of Agrabah, and one of the conse- quences of his coronation was the slew of invitations to visit other Sultanates and confirm his position among them. Not that there was any chance of war. Agrabah was a comfortable city that served its people well. Once,…

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Planet of the Apes – the XXX version

Leo and his gang were quietly deliberating on what to do. The humans insisted that they should cross the river to the other side and bypass the camp that way. The apes, being afraid of water, were hesitant of this idea. Eventually though, the apes conceded that there was no other way. Sneaking past the camp with more than one or two individuals at a time would surely raise too much noise, but sneaking by so stealthily would take too much time. And so, carefully, they waded into the river. The apes of the company were closely watched by the humans to make sure they wouldn’t panic. Not only would that be a danger to themselves, but to the group as a whole. Leo would go last, and take Ari on the back of his horse. When all were safely into the river and making their way across, Leo too drove his horse into the rushing water. As soon as…

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