X-Files xxx parody

Fox Mulder was in his basement offices , when he got a call from Dana Scully. She was watching a building, that was part of a on going investigation Mulder soon met up with her , they watched as men were taking crates into the building which suppose to be “TOP Secert”. As they made there into the building, thats when the lights went out , they woke with oyxgen mask on , Mulder could just make out the smell of the Barcley cigarette. He soon faded asleep . He was waken by a exspolsion, still feeling groggy, he moved behind a car, reaching for his gun , but ti felt werid he shook his head , he looked around. he was in a cartoon . Just then bullets kicking at his feet he ducked once agin behind the car , then he seen a figure swoop down , dressed in all black , he felt him self being lifted…

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Dana Scully meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer – XxX Files

Special agent Dana Scully drove into the California town. It was 9:00 at night. She parked her car along Main St. and got out of the vehicle to survey the sur- roundings. She was here to investigate some strange occurences that had been taking place in the town. Scully was in the town of Sunnydale to check out an- other case for the X-files. Her partner, Fox Mulder was in Arizona chasing UFO’s so she was alone on this case. The agents had been tracking a serial killer/rapist across the country. The maniac raped and sometimes killed his victims. The guy had left a trail of bodies behind him. And the trail had currently led to Sunnydale. The bodies that had been found were dried up husks that had no consistancy to them. It was like the women had the life energy drained from them. The survivors claimed it was the best sexual experience of their lives. The town of…

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X Files (xxx files)

“Mulder?” Scully walked into the office she and her partner shared. It appeared that Agent Mulder was out, even though an assistant had told her he was in their office. Oh, well, she told herself, and decided to come back after rinsing out the coffee pot. God only knew how long the pot had sat festering over the weekend. Mulder had, true to character, forgotten about it. When Scully returned, Mulder was at his desk with Langly, one of the Lone Gunmen-a group of con- spiracy theorists-and they were talking to someone on speaker phone. After putting some fresh grounds into the coffee maker, Dana walked across the room and sat on top of her desk, facing Mulder and Langly. The men were talk- ing excitedly about an alien fetus, apparently found mummified outside of Helena, Montana, that the govern- ment had allegedly taken from the scene to study and then destroy. Scully rolled her eyes and covered her face…

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