Mean Girls Reunion – Celebrity Orgy

“What the hell?” That was probably not the best way to greet Rachel McAdams. But when she suddenly appeared at my front door, near my house, on my day off before the biggest day of my career – a day she couldn’t be a part of – I gave myself some leeway. “Hello right back,” Rachel said before making her way in. “You didn’t answer your phone, so I thought I’d call on you here.” “I had it turned off. For my day off,” I informed her. “And how do you even know my number?” “Amanda squealed on you,” Rachel told me, earning my strict attention. “I could have called your bosses, but I needed to talk to you before I see them.” “See them? For what?” I asked as if I didn’t suspect. Comprehending was another matter. “I changed my mind,” she went on. “I want to be part of your reunion. So I made time to get off…

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Phoebe makes Rachel feel good – Friends porn parody

Phoebe couldn’t stand it. Rachel had been talking all night. That wouldn’t have been so bad, she enjoyed an all-girl bull session, but Rachel kept turning the conversation back to sex. She was a little drunk. They both were. They’d been to a party near Phoebe’s apartment, had a lot of sangria, and Rachel asked if she could crash with Phoebe. She’d said yes but now, lying in bed next to her in big t-shirts and panties, she was regretting it. Rachel had broken up with Tag six weeks ago, and she’d not slept with anyone since. Phoebe could sympathize…it had actually been even longer for her… but Rachel was driving her crazy. It was almost three AM as she said, “And oh, god, Tag could really give it to me, you know? He was so young and I used to just love putting my hand over his thing and feeling it get bigger and bigger.” “Rachel, um, are you…

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Sex in the Twilight Zone

The bell rings and the students file out of the classroom quickly, running off to those all-important events in a young person’s life. Denise Gray is bundling the papers and supplies. She can feel a dampness between her legs, under her pleasantly modest dress. One of the girls approaches her desk and Miss Gray looks at her. Terri tells her that she’s forgotten to write her paper due on Wednesday, and could she have just one extra day “Please”? Denise Gray is tired of students excuses, their lack of attention in class, and their snide remarks in the hallway. She chastises Terri for her lack of planning, telling her that the extra day will turn a “A” paper into a “B” paper. Terri pleads to no avail, and the teacher finally agrees to accept the paper as “on time” if it is turned in before eight Thursday morning. The look on Terri’s face says that she’s gotten a slight reprieve,…

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Jenna Jameson Meet Britney Spears

It all started on June 12th, 2002. That was the day that Britney Spears came to Phoenix to perform at America West Arena. I watched from backstage with Britney’s cousin and best friend, Laura Lynne Covington. We thought it went well, just like all her performances. Of course, perfectionist that she is, Britney had her own feelings about it. After the show, Laura and I were waiting in Britney’s dressing room when she came storming in. Britney was still wearing her outfit from the show, a sparkly black outfit that exposed her bare stomach. The long black coat swirled around her as Britney stormed over to to the table where she had an assortment of snacks. She ignored the hot dogs and crackers and went straight for a package of Marlboro cigarettes. It turned out that the platform Britney was supposed to ride up in didn’t work, and they had to bring a ladder on stage to get her down….

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The Simpsons – Family Fun

Tina Simpson moaned softly into her husband’s mouth as he skinned the tight, silk panties she was wearing down over her slim, girlish hips. She had been looking forward to this since lunchtime when she began to get the familiar, unmistakable urge for sex. It had been hell at work, trying to stop herself staring at every tight, male bulge that walked past, and her pussy had been wet and tingly all afternoon. Now a young- looking thirty-four, Tina had always been a very highly sexed woman, even in her teens. This had of course attracted many boyfriends, but only her husband, Dave had been able to regularly satisfy her lustful cravings. They were two peas in a pod, and sex between them had always been fast, furious and frequent. “Are you sure the kids are asleep, Dave?” whispered Tina, wrapping her long, slim fingers around her husband’s rapidly lengthening cock. “Yeah, don’t worry honey.” he replied, squeezing her breasts…

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Rachel Bilson – Farewell Mischa

A cell phone was the first sounded that greeted Mischa Barton when she woke. Today was her last day on her hit show “The O.C.”. Her character was set to die and she was looking forward to the freedom that would come once she was done. The last three years had been great but it was time for her to move on. She showered quickly and reported to the set at 9 as usual. A few crew members waved to her as she entered. After entering her trailer she sat for few moments before the hair and make-up people would bombard her. Glancing at her watch she noticed that she only had about five minutes of peace. Her fellow cast members didn’t pay her much attention when she entered and that left her feeling uneasy. She had thought about what this day would be like many times before. Although she hadn’t asked to leave she felt it made sense for…

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Megan Fox – Transformes XxX parody

As head of security for a large department store, my job could be described as tedious at best. There I dealt with daily theft and vandalism, and as department head I was responsible for most of the interviews and the paperwork which supplemented each incident. Truth be told working so many hours was very hard on me socially, not to mention sexually. Although that all changed one particular evening when I was preparing to lock up for the weekend and was informed of a shoplifter they had apparently apprehended. As it so happened, most of the staff were away for the long weekend and it would be up to me to process this person. I headed out for the store not at all happy to be disturbed from my personal life once again, and when I got there the clerk informed me that they had the shoplifter waiting in my office. “Can you handle it from here?” the assistant manager…

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Selena Gomez – Adult Fanfiction

Getting a call being informed that your new job assignment was to be Selena Gomez’s personal bodyguard for her new world tour was incredible. I arrived at JFK Airport ready for her fight off to Paris for her first stop on the tour. The plane wasn’t a normal plane, it was a jet with all kinds of cool perks. There was internet, rooms, and a dining room and several areas to kick back and relax. When she arrived, she looked incredible and I was speechless. She had a black dress on that showed her curves, she had her hair in a ponytail, and man’o’man did this gorgeous Latino have some curves to show off. I walked up to her and introduced myself, “Hello, my name is Dylan, and I will be your personal bodyguard on your main tour.” She smiled and shook my hand, and introduced herself (which wasn’t really necessary) and walked up the stairs where I had been…

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Bridget Fonda – Specter Of Grizzly Mountain

You know, I do believe that if some people want to go somewhere to get away from the stress of their jobs and give themselves some peace and quiet, they might want to go to a ski resort, where they could also enjoy some skiing. One of those people happens to be a movie-star actress named Bridget Fonda, who has already finished filming the last few scenes of her latest film project and decided to go to Montana ski resort for some rest. That particular Montana ski resort happens to be Grizzly Mountain and as soon as she had arrived at the resort on the Twenty-Seventh day of January — which happens to be her birthday — and walked over to the front desk to check herself in, Bridget was unaware that a pair of eyes were staring at her and those eyes were attached to a handsome young man. Anyway, after she had gone into her room and got…

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Hypno Celeb – Kim Basinger

Kim Basinger frowned and pulled up the black dress she wore. She was trying outfits out for the Oscars while Alec was at a production meeting. Getting an outfit was bad enough, but the fact she might actually win an award added to the pressure. Her blond hair flowed past her shoulders and she kicked off the high heels she wore, throwing them onto a growing pile near the closet. She paced the living room of her house, trying to keep her breathing even. It wasn’t until she’d won the Golden Globe that the possibility of an Oscar for “L.A. Confidential” became real. She suddenly found herself wishing she was among the regular celebrities in the crowd, the ones who could watch in patience, not having to worry about the pressure. It was overwhelming and she knew, win or lose, she was going to cry when the award was presented. If she didn’t, she’d burst. A knock on the door…

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