Jill Hennessy’s facial

I had always done well in school. I mean I never made the Honor Roll, but I did get mostly B minuses. I wouldn’t say I’d had a favorite class. I liked Reading, Language, Mathematics, Science and Social Studies equally I guess. I would never have said any class was easy or hard. Nor would I have said any subject was boring. I was never falling asleep in class. But that all changed come High School. I just started and it’s a whole other ball game. Here’s something that never was an issue in Elementary school. As a Freshman everyone else is bigger. I’m serious! From K-8th Grade, everyone had seemed about the same size to me. Sure, in 8th Grade I was experiencing puberty, and I changed in some ways. But I’m still growing, there are Sophomores, Juniors and Seniors all towering over me! A lot of those guys are bullies too. I’ve been seeing a lot of Freshman…

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Harry and Hermione move to the next level

“Attention, students,” Madam Pomfrey’s voice sang out. “Class is now in session.” Harry turned to Ron and blushed. “I can’t believe that second termers actually learn about reproduction.” “It’s not reproduction, Harry, it’s sex. And you have to learn it this year. All magicians do.” “Why? Muggles would never dream of teaching kids our age how to have sex. The school administration would be fired and all the teachers run out of town.” “It’s different for the magic-born,” Ron replied. “Witches mature earlier than Muggle females, between ten and twelve, and they don’t get menses until they come of age, at seventeen. Also, they don’t have hymens, so there is none of the pain Muggles associate with the first sex act. Plus magic-born teenagers are not looked down upon for having sex, in fact, they are expected to. Wizards develop sexually just as Muggle boys do, but again between ten and twelve, so during the teen years magic-born kids are…

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A parody of the Harry Potter stories – Harry finds that Quidditch gives him rock star status with the ladies

Harry Potter opened the front door to number four, Privit Drive and stepped inside. For the first time that he could remember, Harry Potter actually felt happy in the home of his Aunt and Uncle. That was mainly because his Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon and their son, Dudley weren’t at home. His aunt and uncle had gone out to have dinner with Uncle Vernon’s employer. Right about now, Harry thought, his uncle was busy seeing how far he could stick his nose up his bosses ass. His cousin, the insufferable Dudley, had been out all day. No doubt he was somewhere busily tormenting some child much smaller and younger than he. So Harry had taken advantage of the situation to slip out for some ice cream. He had to be careful about such things. If the Dursleys found out that he had any spending money, they would no doubt steal it from him. Harry fairly bounced up the stairs that…

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Celeb Fantasies – Monica Bellucci

I couldn’t believe it. Dad and mom were getting a divorce! Dad – Vincent Cassell – met mom – Monica Bellucci – in 1996 on the set of the movie The Apartment. They dated for three years before “tying the knot” August 3, 1999. I was conceived that night and born May 7, 2000. My sister Diva was born in 2004 and Lonie in 2010. My parents were only married fourteen years, I couldn’t believe it was over! I was taking it hard. I sat in the living room, looking through old photo albums. Photos of dad and mom happy together starting in 1996 up until I was born. Then most of the photos were of myself or the three of us until Deva was born. I think you get the picture. But between Deva’s birth and Lonie’s, there were less and less photos of dad and mom together. It was mostly dad and mom with us children but usually…

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What happens when a singer like Ashlee Simpson goes to fastfood resturant?

It’s a cool summer night in Toronto, Canada. The sky is clear and filled with stars shining like diamonds. The moon is full, casting a calm glowing light over the land. Ashlee Simpson has just spent all night partying and hopping from club to club. On her way back to her hotel, Ashlee spots a 24 hour McDonald’s… Ashlee pulls her black Lexus into the McDonald’s parking lot. The restaurant is dead, considering it’s 1:30 am, with the exception of three young men eating inside. Ashlee parks her vehicle and makes her way inside of the McDonalds. Upon the door opening, the three men eating inside all turn to see who is coming in. As the guys eyes grow in diameter to the size of half-dollar coins, Ashlee struts her shit right pass them. Moving her hips side to side with each step, the guys stare a hole through her. “Holy shit! That’s fucking Ashlee Simpson!” says Aaron. “No way,…

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