The Actress and Me

A group of us went to Las Vegas for the huge 1982 equipment show. The plane got in Sunday just a little after 12 noon, and by the time we got our bags, grabbed a cab, got to the Imperial Hotel, and into our rooms it was close to 2 pm. I went down to the casino, and played some black jack. Put 20 bucks down and played 4 hands lost and left real quick. I meet up with Dick and he took me over to the crap table, to show me how to play. 50 bucks later I stepped back from the table to review my cash flow. I did not expect to lose 70 bucks in less than an hour. The gang was going to look around and we headed down the street to Nob Hill and Casino Royale, they stopped in and I kept going on down to the Sands. I told them to give me a…

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Celeb Trainers: Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattison was still recovering from the breakup. Kristen’s affair caught him by surprise. What resulted was a mixture of grief and anger. And despite his best efforts to reconcile, the feelings were not going away. When a friend of a friend suggested a certain place that “fixes these relationship problems”, Robert was skeptical. The business card said “Stockholm Industries” and listed a number. The friend did not give much more detail or explanation. Pattison had to schedule an appointment on the phone . The whole thing was very secretive. “Still”, thought Robert,” it’s worth a look”. The office on the business card was located on the far outskirts of East Los Angeles. No sign was posted above or in front of the door, just an office number. The inside the office Robert found 4 blank white walls, simple desk and chairs. There was another door on the opposite side of the office. The occupant of the desk was a…

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Snow White and “The Seven” Chapter Two: The Queens “Wrath”

As I said in the beginning, this is no children’s story, hell, this is a hard story for me to tell, I think I’d take the death-like sleep over never cumming again… anyway, back to the tale! Snow ran crying through the corridors of the castle, the wall sconces lighting the way. She had never felt so low, so helpless. For the first time, Snow had no self esteem. How could she fake orgasms, she had tried before and been caught immediately. It was so unfair!! Snow took a left, then a right, her eyes blinded by tears of rage and absolute grief, her beautiful face streaked with tears and mascara. Before Snow knew it, she was utterly lost, even having been raised in this castle her whole life, all 17 years of it, she had never been to the room she found herself in now. Someone used the room, that much was clear, there wasn’t a speck of dust…

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Snow White and “The Seven” Chapter One: The Fuckening

This is the true accounting of the fairy tale of Snow White, it is not a cute and frilly story as some whistling mouse’s cartoon would lead you to believe, nor did it happen as long ago as the mouse told, in fact, it continues even now. I have travelled the world far and wide, separating fact from fiction, reality from fantasy, and learning the full truth among the lies. The truth is hard to bare, and your childhood may be ruined, but trust me, it’s much better to know the truth than to live in ignorance. I believe I will start this story as so many other fairy tales begin. “Once upon a time….” The queen looked into the magic mirror smiling at the deep dark eyes staring back at her, glistening in the rooms light. “Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the sluttiest slut of all?” The man in the mirror hesitated for a moment before answering,…

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