Eddie sat in his dressing room [more like a broom closet] shaking his head. “How did we get talked into this?!?” He thought to himself. “This is THAT METAL SHOW for goodness’…
Mandy Moore has a wild night out
Mandy Moore knew this day would come. She only had a hazy recollection of an evening out drinking alone. She had been depressed after breaking up with Andy. She was also pissed…
Want to hear a true story about how Hannah and I fucked Madonna?
“Yeah, RIGHT!” you’re saying, “In your dreams, pal.” And, I don’t blame you one iota for doubting such a preposterous claim. I sometimes find it hard to believe myself. I’ve lost count…
Amy Schumer is secretly filmed by her husband and coerced into sex with one of his friends
When Amy told me she was going to take a shower, I got pretty excited. You see, I had recently installed one of those hidden cameras in the bathroom, and now I…
Jerked off in a Restaurant by Madonna
I dated Madonna. You know, Madonna the sex/porn rock singer Madonna. She had me trailing around after her for several weeks, before she dumped me for this really huge Chinese guy. This…
He was sure that Emma Watson would love him if she’d only give him a chance
Alan Wrenshaw sat down at his computer, nudged the mouse and his monitor flared into life. He sat back and stared at the screen for a moment or two, considering the best…
After a night of wild partying Paris spends the night with Britney
It was just a couple of nights after Britney Spears’ famous, or should I say infamous, pantiless pictures hit the internet. She and Paris Hilton were out on the town for another…
Late night swim with Reese Witherspoon, as the mystery of who wants Dean dead continues
The light was very dim inside, the only illumination coming from the streetlight that seemed miles away down the street. The older, decrepit building had indeed been an apartment at some point,…
Zooey Deschanel and Rooney Mara have a fun weekend
Rooney Mara was in town filming scenes for a movie. She arrived a couple days early, so she decided to spend the weekend hanging out with her friend Zooey Deschanel. The two…
Leah Remini the sex teacher
“Come on Dustin, think,” Leah said disgustedly as she tossed her hand in the air. She shook her head and took a deep breath watching the 18 year old boy sitting by…