What if Rosario Dawson made a porno film

We fade in on Rosario sitting on a leather couch, naked, holding a bottle of baby oil. “Well, hello there,” a voice off-screen says. “Hello.” “And what’s your name?” “Rosario.” “Ah, Rosario. And how are you doing, Rosario?” “I’m good.” “You seem to have a bottle of something there.” “Yes.” “And what’s…

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The Rape Of Christina Applegate

This is of course a fantasy. No one in real life would want to do something like this to Christina who is a wonderful sensitive person. But fantasies aren’t necessarily logical. Rick had been a huge fan of Married with Children, specifically Christina Applegate. He thought she was the sexiest person to…

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Kathryn Erbe: Sexbomb – Law and Order

FADE IN: EXT. FROM ABOVE BIG CITY BUILDINGS NIGHT K. E. (V.O.) In this day of global corporatocracy, powerful and rich men are in danger for their SECRETS as they conduct business on never before known scales. When their private security fails them, they have one last hope. Kathryn Erbe is a…

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It’s a sweet, erotic encounter between Agnetha and Frida, the former ABBA-Singers

Agnetha put the newspaper she’d been reading down as the doorbell rang. It was ten o’clock in the morning. She opened the door, finding a very familiar figure standing in front of her. ‘Frida!’ she exclaimed at the smiling woman, wrapping her arms around her. Frida hugged her back. ‘Hi, little one!…

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Ally McBeal’s juicy week

Hi, my name is Elaine. I work at Fish-Cage and Associates law firm as a secretary. I have made many inventions over the years, but all had failed. Some of them were brilliant, but they just never caught on. But my newest invention is my masterpiece. I have found a way to…

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Patricia Richardson has the hots for a big burly construction worker

Pat was late. She had an appointment in a downtown LA high-rise office building to discuss a new TV show with the producer. Since the end of “Home Improvement” her career had slowed. She was anxious to find new work. “Give it your best shot, Pat,” said her talent agent. “This could…

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Nicki Minaj sex stories part 2.

Liam, Zayn, Niall and Harry clap after Nicki finishes singing/rapping her song she and Niall had written “You are really quite good aren’t ya’” said Liam, “Bloody marvellous” says Zayn, “And you wrote that Nic?” Asks Harry, “Yeah, me and Niall did it together, you guys like it?” “Fuck yeah!” Shouts Niall,…

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Debbie Reynolds – fucked in Denver dance club

The parts about Debbie wearing extremely revealing clothes in Denver are true. She let guys look up her skirt and down her blouse. They did push her nipple out of her bra. The did pull her skirt up her ass, even when she was commando. The did dry hump the fuck out…

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Cuckolding with Rob Love

I walked into the spa area of the Astoria Holiday Inn, hoping to find it vacant as it often is. No such luck tonight. A trio of splashing, shouting kids in the pool met my eyes. And, worse, here were their parents taking up space in the hot tub. All I wanted…

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Nicki Minaj – Clean my cum out of your wig

I paid the cab driver and stepped out into the hotel lobby. I was keen to check in to allow myself as much time as possible to relax and decompress from my long flight, so I made a beeline for the reception desk. Ahead of me was a silhouette that seemed familiar….

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