Patricia Richardson has the hots for a big burly construction worker

Pat was late. She had an appointment in a downtown LA high-rise office building to discuss a new TV show with the producer. Since the end of “Home Improvement” her career had slowed. She was anxious to find new work. “Give it your best shot, Pat,” said her talent agent. “This could…

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A young intern gets to fuck Lena Headey

It was a gorgeous summer day. Lena rose early and decided it was a perfect beach day. And she knew just the beach… She woke her daughter Meagan and told her the plan. Heading to the bathroom, Lena shed her clothes and jumped in the shower. It was like a scene from…

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Adult Fanfiction – Sarah Michelle craving sex

My head was spinning. I felt confused and a little angry that this stranger would approach me with such a claim. I tried to poke holes in her story. “That’s impossible. I’m an only child. I think I’d know if I had a sibling running around somewhere,” I said preposterously, snorting at…

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Best fucking friends – Girls Aloud

“Come on girlies, this calls for some REAL celebratory drinks, who’s for Absinthe?” shouts Sarah, checking out the contents of the fully-stocked private bar in their room. Or rather the luxury suite their management had arranged for them all to stay in post 2009 Brit awards triumph. The suite was huge and,…

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An erotic version of the Peter Pan fantasy

Peter Pan yawned and stretched. He realized that he was pretty sleepy and decided he would go to sleep a bit early. All that business with bringing Wendy and her little brothers to Never-Never Land had made him tired. Peter was still a boy, though not a little one, and didn’t have…

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Honeymoon Bliss with Victoria Justice and Hailee Steinfeld

It’s hard to wake up in a more relaxing way than I just had. Lying on a soft comfortable bed in the bedroom of the expensive suite I was renting. The sounds of the Pacific Ocean waves crashing on the beach coming in through the open balcony door. Though the part best…

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Paris Hilton and Lindsay Sex-Adventure

Paris Hilton felt good as she walked in to club Shock a new L.A. nightclub. Her entourage surrounded her as she made her way to the bar area. She ordered her drink of choice and walked to the VIP area of the club. Once inside she was greeted by a few friends…

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Jennifer Aniston’s Birthday Bash

It was a comfortable, crisp, February day in Los Angeles. Jennifer Aniston had just finished shooting with the cast of “Friends” for the next few months. She loved having fun on the side, and what better way to do so than drive around in L.A. in her brand new sports car. For…

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Malcolm In the Middle xxx parody

Malcolm Wilkerson had been looking forward to a Memorial Day camping trip with his Dad and his brothers, Francis, Reese, and Dewey. After getting an F in Math, Malcolm’s Mom, tells him that he’s grounded and can’t go on the trip. A Memorial Day Weekend to remember is the result. Fifteen-year-old Malcolm…

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Couples therapy XXX with Dove Cameron

I hopped off the golf cart before it came to a stop. With my frequent calls to the Decedent’s 3 set for ‘Advanced Relaxation Techniques’ with Dove Cameron, a lot of the crew began to recognize me and assume I was simply part of the crew from the start. I lightly rapped…

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