Band Slammed! – feat. Vanessa Hudgens and Alyson Michalka

Truth be told I wasn’t actually expecting to have a particularly exciting evening that night, as I attended the Hollywood premiere of “Bandslam” a film I had incidentally helped finance. Fact was I had attended a handful of similar events in previous weeks and was almost always disappointed. In fact I usually…

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Monica Bellucci ‘s story

“CANNES, which is in France…” – Joe Bob Briggs Monica Bellucci flipped through some of the messages she had been left from people who had seen “Irreversible” and wanted to know how she could agree to appear in such a movie – “I’ll never have any respect for you again!” “How could…

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Ariel Winter’s adult adventures

They call it When The World Went White. A flash in the sky that covered the planet eliminating the world’s electricity and leaving barbarism in it’s place. Warlords arose and carved out their own fiefdoms, territories, and kingdoms through bloody violence. His name is Dirk, traveling the lands of California looking for…

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Want to hear a true story about how Hannah and I fucked Madonna?

Want to hear a true story about how Hannah and I fucked Madonna? “Yeah, RIGHT!” you’re saying, “In your dreams, pal.” And, I don’t blame you one iota for doubting such a preposterous claim. I sometimes find it hard to believe myself. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve rolled…

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Bridget Jones Meets Bridget Fonda

I couldn’t believe that I finally got a part in a major motion picture. What amazed me even more was it stars Bridget Fonda and Renee Zellwegger. I was walking down Hollywood Boulavard to meet with both lovely actresses. Bridget actually called me to tell me were she lives. I hardly could…

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Journal of an Agent – Lisa Kudrow

“RING, RING, RING!” Struggling to reach over and grab the phone, I almost fell out of bed as the phone startled me awake. Glancing at the clock through sleepy eyes, I saw that it was 6 AM. Way too fucking early. “Hh–hello?” I managed to croak into the phone as I tiredly…

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