Modern Family – Xxx parody

This is a sex fiction. And fan-fiction, really. Maybe people will think my inclusion of music is cheesy. Try reading it with the choices made though and you’ll maybe soon think otherwise. Could very well lead into a few more parts for sure. Andy pulled his car into the Dunphy’s driveway and…

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Patricia Richardson has the hots for a big burly construction worker

Pat was late. She had an appointment in a downtown LA high-rise office building to discuss a new TV show with the producer. Since the end of “Home Improvement” her career had slowed. She was anxious to find new work. “Give it your best shot, Pat,” said her talent agent. “This could…

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A young intern gets to fuck Lena Headey

It was a gorgeous summer day. Lena rose early and decided it was a perfect beach day. And she knew just the beach… She woke her daughter Meagan and told her the plan. Heading to the bathroom, Lena shed her clothes and jumped in the shower. It was like a scene from…

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Adult Fanfiction – Sarah Michelle craving sex

My head was spinning. I felt confused and a little angry that this stranger would approach me with such a claim. I tried to poke holes in her story. “That’s impossible. I’m an only child. I think I’d know if I had a sibling running around somewhere,” I said preposterously, snorting at…

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Best fucking friends – Girls Aloud

“Come on girlies, this calls for some REAL celebratory drinks, who’s for Absinthe?” shouts Sarah, checking out the contents of the fully-stocked private bar in their room. Or rather the luxury suite their management had arranged for them all to stay in post 2009 Brit awards triumph. The suite was huge and,…

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Honeymoon Bliss with Victoria Justice and Hailee Steinfeld

It’s hard to wake up in a more relaxing way than I just had. Lying on a soft comfortable bed in the bedroom of the expensive suite I was renting. The sounds of the Pacific Ocean waves crashing on the beach coming in through the open balcony door. Though the part best…

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Strip with Paris and Lindsay

Paris walked into a building in L.A. She was headed to an audition on one of the top floors. Her agent had told her that Lindsay Lohan was going for the same role, which made her extra motivated to get it. Yeah Lindsay was her friend, but she always got the big…

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Paris Hilton and Lindsay Sex-Adventure

Paris Hilton felt good as she walked in to club Shock a new L.A. nightclub. Her entourage surrounded her as she made her way to the bar area. She ordered her drink of choice and walked to the VIP area of the club. Once inside she was greeted by a few friends…

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Tiffany Amber Thiessan – Saved By The Jacuzzi?

It was a hot June afternoon. The humidity was low however so it didn’t feel exhaustingly boiling outside. College had let out not week before for Spring Break and I couldn’t get over the feeling of freedom. I was doing some things around the house feeling comfortable from the central air conditioning….

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