It was an invite only industry gathering, held at the prestigious Sydney Opera House, which overlooked the spectacular Sydney Harbor. Being an extremely formal occasion, I reluctantly slipped into my dinner jacket…
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Yvonne Strahovski – Comic Con Virgin
I stumbled into the lobby of the Hilton San Diego Bayfront Hotel in San Diego, but not out of being drunk. Not in the alcoholic sense. Whatever kind of drunk you can…
Scarlett Johansson – Wedding Night
“Ready, baby?” It was a simple two words. An ordinary two words. But when they’re spoken by your new wife in your honeymoon suite, hours after your island wedding, they take on…
Backstage porn with Faith Hill
Faith had just come back from her performance. We had been waiting for her. When she came into the dressing room, she said, “What are you two smiling about?” We just kept…
Winona Ryder – Your Biggest Lover
Winona smiled. She leaned back and enjoyed the sun on her face. Life was good. The petite, black-haired woman had the biggest success in her business for years. She had so many…
Lily Collins at the Dirty Thirty Club
“I cant believe you’re turning 30 tomorrow!” “I know! I feel so old!” “Oh shut up, you barely look 25 and you know it!” “Jealous much?” “A little bit, yeah. Luckily, I…
Lilian Garcia is impressed by two of the WWE latest stars
Following a WWE Live Event in late July 2003, Mark Jindrak and Garrison Cade are taking advantage of the gym facilities inside of the hotel that they are staying at. Jindrak is…
Britney’s black bra
It was a warm summer’s evening and still full daylight as I waited, nerves stretched to breaking-point, facing the bonnet of my car. I was fully, tinglingly aware, of the curious gazes…
Courteney Cox – Friends Pay The Bill
Chandler had taken a non-paid internship at an advertising agency. He and Monica were paying their bills one day, and realized just how broke they were. Monica wanted to borrow some money…
Monica Bellucci ‘s story
“CANNES, which is in France…” – Joe Bob Briggs Monica Bellucci flipped through some of the messages she had been left from people who had seen “Irreversible” and wanted to know how…
Dirty pleasures with Ariana Grande
I had arrived at the house party later than I expected and my gorgeous girlfriend, Katy Perry was pissed. She was stood out the front of house, waiting for me to arrive…
This Is a fantasy after the VMA’s between Britney Spears,Christina Aguilera,and Madonna
Christina sits In her dressing room. Her panties are on the floor. Carmen Electra Is kneeling before her with her face Inbetween her legs.Carmen has her tounge In Christina’s cunt,and Is licking…
Amy Addams – Hottest Cougars
I didn’t know who Darren Le Gallo was when I first met him. Not many people would know him at first glance, probably. At least not without knowing what he’s best known…
Hilary Duff – Magic Kingdom
This is fiction, it did NOT happen. The story is purely fantasy and fantasy is legal. Gary wandered around Disney Land and wondered why in the hell he ever came. This place…
Kristen Stewart – The after party slut
Kristen Stewart staggered out of the Golden Globes after party and ran into a tall man in a tux. “I’m so fucking wasted” she said as the man caught her and kept…
Melissa Joan Hart’s Masturbation
Melissa Joan hart was a 25 year old virgin, you see she had devoted her life to acting and looking after animals. She had looked after all sort over the years, but…
Sex Pleasures With Aishwarya Rai
It was a glorious summer evening in Sydney as I attended a lavish gala event at the famed Sydney Opera House. I was there escorting my long time friend and recent Miss…
Dirty Fantasies With Abbie Cornish, Jamie Chung, and Emily Browning
I guess you could say that Abbie and I had always had a very strange and complicated relationship. We had known each other for the longest time and were in fact childhood…
Kat Dennings – I love your big boobs
We fade in on Kat standing in her living room, in a black bra and panties, laying out a towel on the floor, which she then kneels on. Reaching in back, her…
Mythbusters: Kari Byron Gets XXX Busted
“Ok guys, we need myths to test, the posts from online aren’t panning out.” The cast of Mythbusters was sitting around a table in the shop with the production team. They were…
Ronda Rousey Gets Rowdy
The ESPY’s had only been over for a few minutes when I entered the crowded hotel ballroom where the ESPY post-show party was being held. I had managed to snag a pair…
Rooney Mara’s erotic story
“SCREEEEEEEEEEECH” And in that moment, I felt my entire life flash before my eyes. The torrent of snow poured down on this cold November night as me and my longtime friend of…
A snobbish high school senior encounters a beautiful blonde babe who looks exactly like Amanda Paige
It was on the moonlit evening of the Third day of July on the parking lot of the Berea High School,which was where each and every student in the school’s senior class…
Fun with Kaley Cuoco
“Are you sure this won’t hurt?” Kaley asked worriedly. “It won’t hurt at all,” Dentist to the stars Kennith O’Brien reassured her, “I’ve been doing this for years. The gas will put…
Another sex story with Alexandra Daddario
This is purely fantasy, and should be treated as such. “Anything you would like to tell me?” As her boyfriend handed her the phone, she wondered what he was talking about. Looking…