I’ve been training in mixed martial arts for years. Boxing, muay thai, tung-soo-do, and HEMA. HEMA because I worked at Medieval Times for a while and I stuck with it. I’d been doing local and regional prize fights at county fair arena size venues and what not. I always felt …
Tag: celeb-parody
Ellen Page confesses her love to Maggie Gyllenhaal
Maggie was woken in the middle of the night by a knock
on her apartment’s front door. She looked at her alarm
clock; it was about three in the morning. It was also
pouring outside. She went to answer the door, grumbling
to herself, “This better be fucking good.” She …
XXX Fun with Alexandra Daddairo
The August sun was beating hot on the cloudless Los Angeles sky as the pool boy could feel his sweat dripping down his bare chest. He looked up, the large house in the distance casting a shadow over the pool he was meant to clean. He had never met the …
Giving it Up – Britt Robertson
James Anderson has worked in Hollywood for over 25 years. He was born into it. His parents were studio executives and he was groomed to be one from a young age. Now in his late 40s he is one Hollywood’s most powerful behind the scenes forces. His whole life he …
Hollywood Pool Party – With Olivia Holt, Dove Cameron, and Peyton List
It was the middle of another hot-ass day in West Hollywood when I bumped into an old friend.
Amusingly enough James Franco seemed to be as high as a kite (as usual) and in a very cheerful mood. In truth it had been several months since I had last seen …
Trust Fund Babes with Ivanka Trump
My adventure began the night I flew into New York City to attend some glitzy gala event being held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. As predicted I was bored out of my mind, but with nothing to lose I decided to stick around and help myself to a few …
Anna Kendrick x Hailee Steinfeld – Team Building Exercise
Surrounded by cheers, flashing lights and calls from reporters & photogs, Hailee walked down the red carpet at the LA premiere of Pitch Perfect 3. As she walked down the carpet from one interview to the next she couldn’t but think back to how her career had taken off in …
One Steamy Phototshoot – with Jennifer Ellison
Jennifer Ellison is in a country mansion shoot her new 2010 calendar
and she is really hot as she has spent the day posing in sexy outfits.
She loves doing this photo shoots as they get her so hot and she can
feel her wet pussy though her panties. Normally …
The big celeb orgy
Starring – Troian Bellisario,Jennifer Lawrence,Nina Dobrev,Jeri Ryan,Kate Beckinsale,Kristin Kreuk,Moon Bloodgood.
In his office Kurt looked over the money sent to his account before meeting with new clients.The money Is there.Kurt IS a mind control expert.Little did the public know studios often employ people like him to get to celebs In …
Sexy Dreams with Lea Michele
Once again it took me six months for my next temp assignment. What’s more, for the second straight time I would be working for a show I had already temped at before – in this case “Glee.” But this time I was heading back under different circumstances.
It was exactly …
DNC Fox Fuck with Megyn Kelly
So there I was at Invesco Field waiting along side with 80,000 people for the fourth day of the DNC Convention to begin. The sun was hot that day, beating down on everyone waiting for “history” to begin. I was there for another reason. It’s a well known fact that …
Kim Kardashian: Big Bang
“Kim come on over baby I have a surprise planed for you tonight.’
“Oh Ray J ‘what’s my surprise?”
“You will see now get that big fat ass of yours over here Princess. I want you to wear the outfit I bought for you tonight.”
Ray J had recently purchased …
Kim Kardashian’s Comeback
I didn’t ask to be sucked down the rabbit hole of “Kimye.” Hell, it was the nanny agency’s idea. I don’t even know how they picked my agency, to be honest.
Yet for some reason, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian called my agency to find a male nanny for their …
House Call – with Halsey
I had just gotten out of a job interview wearing my last clean set of close when my day turned really dark. I was just about to jog through a crosswalk when a car came whipping out of nowhere. My life didn’t flash before my eyes. I just stood there …
Delta Goodrem – Innocent Eyes
The day had started off like any other *sarcasm* …in that I answered the phone and received a call from a world famous supermodel asking me for a favor.
“Oh! It’s you.” I quipped in mock annoyance.
I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised considering the amount of time Miranda …
Tina Fey – Back To School
27 years after graduation from Upper Darby High School in Pennsylvania, Tina Fey was coming back. And she was bringing her biggest movie back to the school that inspired it.
Tonight, Tina would be at the school’s performing art center for a 10’th anniversary screening of her film “Mean Girls,” …
Splashing Around With Starlets
Starring : Kelli Berglund, Dove Cameron, Debby Ryan, Paris Berelc, Olivia Holt, Kira Kosarin, Miranda Cosgrove, Veronica Merrell, Vanessa Merrell.
I am a senior account executive at one of the larger money management firms in Los Angeles. I live a great life managing the finances for some big shots out …
Charisma Carpenter – The hotel ecstasy
“Did I do something ma’am?” he asks her in respect. Her huge tits are nearly in his face and he gets such a hard on.
“No, I have a job for you, and I need to talk to you in private. Come now please?” Kent walks behind the greatest pair …
A Dream Fast & Furious Style with Jordana Brewster
I couldn’t believe my luck. I had the hottest Fast and Furious babe, Jordana Brewster, in my beach house, in a drug induced sleep and all mine for the taking! It hadn’t been easy getting this Brazilian babe to my beach house undetected and free and clear but I had …
Comic Con Virgin: Alison Brie and Olivia Munn
I was in a hurry more than usual as I ate my breakfast in the outdoor dining area. I even cut down on jacking off from Scarlett, since I wanted to eat fast and get in line for my last Comic Con panel.
Of course, I forgot that when I …
Brook Hogan – Nailing the Interview
Brooke Hogan was leaving out of the shipping and receiving dock of a random mall in the middle of nowhere Texas, and she was sick of this. Brooke had set about a singing career with the help of her father, legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan and the success of the VH1 …
Lovely Angelina Jolie
It’s been a typical Friday night in New York City, club hopping, parting.
I’ve been to several clubs already tonight when I decided to drop into a
club called Zanzibar over on 9th Avenue. My friends and I took a cab over
to the club. When we arrived, the club …
My Cuckold Experience with Hailee Steinfeld
I had been dating Hailee Steinfeld now for a little over a year, and well the sex between us was great when the relationship first started, I however couldn’t help but notice that the magic wasn’t really there anymore. In an attempt to spice things up, I suggested that we …
Sex Story With Candace Bailey, Sara Underwood, and Alison Brie
Back at the game, I was still feeling a little frustrated from my brief but hot encounter with Olivia Munn in the depths of the stadium, and made my way back to my seat.
There I found my girlfriend seated with her jacket draped over her lap, rubbing her hands …
The Companion – Emily Bett Rickards
After me and Yvonne’s affair, she helped me build a website and set up phone and email for my new companion business. She even hooked me up with an agent to make sure I got only the best clients. Just two days after the website went up, I had my …