Hilary Duff – Magic Kingdom

This is fiction, it did NOT happen. The story is purely fantasy and fantasy is legal. Gary wandered around Disney Land and wondered why in the hell he ever came. This place totally sucked and being there alone didn’t help matters. Not only did he not like any of the rides, every…

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Melissa Joan Hart’s Masturbation

Melissa Joan hart was a 25 year old virgin, you see she had devoted her life to acting and looking after animals. She had looked after all sort over the years, but mainly it was ferrets, but she also had a large horse. This meant that she had no time for men….

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Ronda Rousey Gets Rowdy

The ESPY’s had only been over for a few minutes when I entered the crowded hotel ballroom where the ESPY post-show party was being held. I had managed to snag a pair of tickets to this event through a friend in a high place on the Hollywood social ladder, and truth be…

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Fun with Kaley Cuoco

“Are you sure this won’t hurt?” Kaley asked worriedly. “It won’t hurt at all,” Dentist to the stars Kennith O’Brien reassured her, “I’ve been doing this for years. The gas will put you to sleep for a bit and when you wake up your husband will be here to take you home.”…

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Natalie Portman’s Dream

Natalie Portman lay back in her bed and fumbled around for the remote control. Finding it under her blanket, she waved it in the direction of the TV and pressed the ‘off’ button. She was struggling to keep her eyes open and was much too tired to watch another late night movie….

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Pamela Anderson’s Videotape

The last year had truly been rough for Pamela Anderson. Tommy’s arrest, the separation, the beginning of the divorce, and the fact that she more or less had to raise two children on her own, had been tough obstacles for her to overcome. But now she felt as though she finally had…

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Britney Spears – Take on me

A row of clear fluorescent lights were attached to the white ceiling but with no need to be activated. Across the right side of the room was a set of glass windows stretching across the entire wall, divided by four small pieces. The color of the room was white, all visible from…

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Jeri Ryan’s xxx tale

Jeri Ryan took the world by storm when she was first introduced into ‘Star Trek Voyager’ in 1997. Considering ‘Voyager’ is allegedly Trek’s feminist project, it’s ironic – a quite delicious irony, at that – that it took a blond bombshell in a tight catsuit to finally boost the ratings. Then again,…

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