A porn parody of the Hollywood teen drama Beverly Hills 90210

Donna rolls over in her bed, then falls onto the floor. The crash wakes Kelly, who runs into her room. As she helps Donna off the floor and onto her bed, she asks, “Are you all right?” “I dunno, my thigh hurts,” Donna moans. “Let me look.” Donna pulls up her long…

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Lily Collins at the Dirty Thirty Club

“I cant believe you’re turning 30 tomorrow!” “I know! I feel so old!” “Oh shut up, you barely look 25 and you know it!” “Jealous much?” “A little bit, yeah. Luckily, I have this margarita right here to comfort me.” “Mmmm yeah, same here.” “And why would you need comforting?” “Um, maybe…

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Monica Bellucci ‘s story

“CANNES, which is in France…” – Joe Bob Briggs Monica Bellucci flipped through some of the messages she had been left from people who had seen “Irreversible” and wanted to know how she could agree to appear in such a movie – “I’ll never have any respect for you again!” “How could…

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Amy Addams – Hottest Cougars

I didn’t know who Darren Le Gallo was when I first met him. Not many people would know him at first glance, probably. At least not without knowing what he’s best known for. I just knew him as an actor and artist who I befriended. I just saw him as a fellow…

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Kristen Stewart – The after party slut

Kristen Stewart staggered out of the Golden Globes after party and ran into a tall man in a tux. “I’m so fucking wasted” she said as the man caught her and kept her from falling on her ass. He looked down at her and said, “You most certainly are. Here, you’d better…

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Ronda Rousey Gets Rowdy

The ESPY’s had only been over for a few minutes when I entered the crowded hotel ballroom where the ESPY post-show party was being held. I had managed to snag a pair of tickets to this event through a friend in a high place on the Hollywood social ladder, and truth be…

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Hayden Panettiere in a cocktail (bukkake) party

Hayden Panettiere waited patiently outside the entrance to the hotel, hoping she wasn’t dressed too casually. She was wearing blue jeans and a very thin light blue tank-top, and she had her bright blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail. Normally, she would have worn something more formal, but it was the…

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Wonder Woman Gets Gang Banged – Lynda Carter

“Alright, that’s a wrap!” yelled the director. Another long day of playing Wonder Woman had come to an end. I breathed a sigh of relief. It was 1976 and Wonder Woman was in its first season. I was young and brash back then, just a few months shy of 25. The show…

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