Mandy Moore has a wild night out

Mandy Moore knew this day would come. She only had a hazy recollection of an evening out drinking alone. She had been depressed after breaking up with Andy. She was also pissed a bit about her squeaky clean image. “Fuck it!” she said out loud and ended up in a Hollywood bar….

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Want to hear a true story about how Hannah and I fucked Madonna?

“Yeah, RIGHT!” you’re saying, “In your dreams, pal.” And, I don’t blame you one iota for doubting such a preposterous claim. I sometimes find it hard to believe myself. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve rolled over in bed, waking from a half-dream, and gazed deep into my pretty…

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Jerked off in a Restaurant by Madonna

I dated Madonna. You know, Madonna the sex/porn rock singer Madonna. She had me trailing around after her for several weeks, before she dumped me for this really huge Chinese guy. This story is about one incident at a sidewalk cafe on Sunset Blvd. Right inside West Hollywood. We were waiting for…

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He was sure that Emma Watson would love him if she’d only give him a chance

Alan Wrenshaw sat down at his computer, nudged the mouse and his monitor flared into life. He sat back and stared at the screen for a moment or two, considering the best way to elicit the information he needed. Perhaps, he thought, the best way to start was the most obvious. He…

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After a night of wild partying Paris spends the night with Britney

It was just a couple of nights after Britney Spears’ famous, or should I say infamous, pantiless pictures hit the internet. She and Paris Hilton were out on the town for another wild night. After a few hours of dancing and several bottles of champagne they fought their way through the paparazzi,…

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Zooey Deschanel and Rooney Mara have a fun weekend

Rooney Mara was in town filming scenes for a movie. She arrived a couple days early, so she decided to spend the weekend hanging out with her friend Zooey Deschanel. The two were sitting on the couch, in their pajamas, watching TV. “So, I think they want me to play Huntress,” Rooney…

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Leah Remini the sex teacher

“Come on Dustin, think,” Leah said disgustedly as she tossed her hand in the air. She shook her head and took a deep breath watching the 18 year old boy sitting by her at the table. She dropped her hand to the tabletop saying with as much patience as she could muster,…

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