Roseanne was sitting in the kitchen all by herself when D.J. walked in and sat down beside her at the table. He rested his head in his hands and looked her straight…
Hollywood Pool Party – With Olivia Holt, Dove Cameron, and Peyton List
It was the middle of another hot-ass day in West Hollywood when I bumped into an old friend. Amusingly enough James Franco seemed to be as high as a kite (as usual)…
The DC super heroines Power Girl and Supergirl attempt to infiltrate a super villain sex club, with predictable results
“Things are not going well,” Karen Starr thought. Five hours ago, she was arguing with Supergirl about the best way to infiltrate super villain sex club. Supergirl’s plan had been for them…
A XXX parody of the TV show, “Who’s the Boss”
“Wow Tony, that was fabulous.” Angela Bower pushed her chair back from the dining room table and neatly stacked the dirty dishes and silverware at her place setting. “Let me help you…
Sexy Shirley Partridge and her rock-star son – Partridge Family parody
It was the early 1970s and the country was falling was falling in love with the up-beat, fresh sound of a new band from Southern California. The group was fronted by a…
Seinfeld XXX parody
Jerry was getting ready to meet George and Elaine for lunch at their favorite hangout, Monk’s, when Kramer came sliding through the door. “Hey Buddy, where ya goin’?” “Oh, hi Kramer. Please…
Trust Fund Babes with Ivanka Trump
My adventure began the night I flew into New York City to attend some glitzy gala event being held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. As predicted I was bored out of…
Anna Kendrick x Hailee Steinfeld – Team Building Exercise
Surrounded by cheers, flashing lights and calls from reporters & photogs, Hailee walked down the red carpet at the LA premiere of Pitch Perfect 3. As she walked down the carpet from…
A Cold and Lonely Arabian Night in Agrabah – Aladdin xxx parody
Loneliness had become an unwelcome companion in the frigid winter nights of Agrabah. The days were still warm, but the desert cold swept through the palace with a viciousness that reminded Jasmine…
Road Trip With Alyson and Amanda “AJ” Michalka
I should have known from the moment Alyson called that something was wrong. She had phoned me in the middle of the night from the East Coast to ask me if I’d…
Cosplay with Jessica
It was late in the afternoon as Jessica completed the last of her cosplay appearances and wandered out of the Tokyo convention center, eager to get back to her hotel. Still scantily…
JAG: Cottage on the Cliff
They had left the world of military protocol far behind them. John and Sarah pulled into the driveway of their remote cottage, far from the prying eyes of the world, on a…
Planet of the Apes – the XXX version
Leo and his gang were quietly deliberating on what to do. The humans insisted that they should cross the river to the other side and bypass the camp that way. The apes,…
Emilia Clarke
A couple of weeks had passed since I interviewed Katie Cassidy for CSS Magazine, and I couldn’t get the image of her down on her knees, giving me one of, if not…
One Steamy Phototshoot – with Jennifer Ellison
Jennifer Ellison is in a country mansion shoot her new 2010 calendar and she is really hot as she has spent the day posing in sexy outfits. She loves doing this photo…
The big celeb orgy
Starring – Troian Bellisario,Jennifer Lawrence,Nina Dobrev,Jeri Ryan,Kate Beckinsale,Kristin Kreuk,Moon Bloodgood. In his office Kurt looked over the money sent to his account before meeting with new clients.The money Is there.Kurt IS a…
Sexy Dreams with Lea Michele
Once again it took me six months for my next temp assignment. What’s more, for the second straight time I would be working for a show I had already temped at before…
DNC Fox Fuck with Megyn Kelly
So there I was at Invesco Field waiting along side with 80,000 people for the fourth day of the DNC Convention to begin. The sun was hot that day, beating down on…
Kim Kardashian: Big Bang
“Kim come on over baby I have a surprise planed for you tonight.’ “Oh Ray J ‘what’s my surprise?” “You will see now get that big fat ass of yours over here…
Kim Kardashian’s Comeback
I didn’t ask to be sucked down the rabbit hole of “Kimye.” Hell, it was the nanny agency’s idea. I don’t even know how they picked my agency, to be honest. Yet…
Oral Interlude with Ariana Grande
All of the following is complete and total fiction, not a single word of it ever occurred, nor would it. In the months since my fuckfest with Ariana, things had been, interesting,…
House Call – with Halsey
I had just gotten out of a job interview wearing my last clean set of close when my day turned really dark. I was just about to jog through a crosswalk when…
Bailee Madison – Stirring the Night Before Christmas
It was Christmas Eve and things were incredibly busy in the Riley household in Fort Lauderdale. All six siblings, their significant others, and their children were at their parent’s house to celebrate…
Alexandra Daddario – Nude Scene Coach
She told me she was an actress. If she hadn’t, I probably would have said she should be, as a pickup line. I would have used any line I could have on…
Delta Goodrem – Innocent Eyes
The day had started off like any other *sarcasm* …in that I answered the phone and received a call from a world famous supermodel asking me for a favor. “Oh! It’s you.”…