Jefferson Darcy goes to a nudie bar and finds Kelly Bundy dancing on the stage

Jefferson Darcy could not believe it. He was at the nudie bar while Marcy was at work, like usual. When a new dancer came out on stage. The new stripper was his gorgeous, blonde, teenage neighbor, Kelly Bundy. Jefferson had seen Kelly in various states of un-dress since he had moved in…

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XXX Spider-Man is defeated by the most unlikely enemy

The middle of summer, tradition holds, is a good time for a company trip; at least John Jonah Jameson, the publisher of the Daily Bugle, likes to think so. Not that he is interested in creating a bound with the employees, nor building a better work environment, he simply couldn’t care less….

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Deep Space Nine – Delightful Education of Julian Bashir part 1.

Julian Bashir’s fingers trembled slightly as he pressed the door chime. It was only a scant few hours ago since he had met her, when she had come to the infirmary with a slashed hand. At first, he had been preoccupied with healing the cut — obtained in Quark’s after, according to…

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A young manicurist is sent to do the nails of her favorite star

The little shop in Yorkville was busy that morning. The other girls told her that it always was during Halloween. The whole town was getting into party mode. Many clients had slipped away from jobs in nearby office towers to get perms and nails done. All of them, it seemed, wanted nail’s…

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What if Rosario Dawson made a porno film

We fade in on Rosario sitting on a leather couch, naked, holding a bottle of baby oil. “Well, hello there,” a voice off-screen says. “Hello.” “And what’s your name?” “Rosario.” “Ah, Rosario. And how are you doing, Rosario?” “I’m good.” “You seem to have a bottle of something there.” “Yes.” “And what’s…

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The Rape Of Christina Applegate

This is of course a fantasy. No one in real life would want to do something like this to Christina who is a wonderful sensitive person. But fantasies aren’t necessarily logical. Rick had been a huge fan of Married with Children, specifically Christina Applegate. He thought she was the sexiest person to…

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Kathryn Erbe: Sexbomb – Law and Order

FADE IN: EXT. FROM ABOVE BIG CITY BUILDINGS NIGHT K. E. (V.O.) In this day of global corporatocracy, powerful and rich men are in danger for their SECRETS as they conduct business on never before known scales. When their private security fails them, they have one last hope. Kathryn Erbe is a…

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Ally McBeal’s juicy week

Hi, my name is Elaine. I work at Fish-Cage and Associates law firm as a secretary. I have made many inventions over the years, but all had failed. Some of them were brilliant, but they just never caught on. But my newest invention is my masterpiece. I have found a way to…

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A porn parody of the Hollywood teen drama Beverly Hills 90210

Donna rolls over in her bed, then falls onto the floor. The crash wakes Kelly, who runs into her room. As she helps Donna off the floor and onto her bed, she asks, “Are you all right?” “I dunno, my thigh hurts,” Donna moans. “Let me look.” Donna pulls up her long…

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