This story is purely a work of fiction, and isn’t intended to be taken literally. God how boring as hell this was. My brother Rick was an aspiring dancer and actor and…
Month: February 2019
Want to hear a true story about how Hannah and I fucked Madonna?
Want to hear a true story about how Hannah and I fucked Madonna? “Yeah, RIGHT!” you’re saying, “In your dreams, pal.” And, I don’t blame you one iota for doubting such a…
Wonder Woman Gets Gang Banged – Lynda Carter
“Alright, that’s a wrap!” yelled the director. Another long day of playing Wonder Woman had come to an end. I breathed a sigh of relief. It was 1976 and Wonder Woman was…
Scarlett Johansson comes home for the holidays
I had put on a new shirt for the occasion and had just taken my best jeans out of the dryer. When the doorbell rang I willed myself to calm down and…
A young intern gets to fuck LeAnn Rimes
I first came to work for LeAnn Rimes after the release of “Blue” – her first album. For me, the assignment was a welcome change; Having just been dumped by my fiancee,…
Lucy Liu seduced
It just made perfect sense that things could be just as chaotic on the set of “Ally McBeal” as they were on camera. From the debate over Calista Flockhart’s weight to recent…
Drunken sex with Lizzy Caplan
My name is Benny, and I’m 29 years old. I wrote a script; a hard-R, 80s throwback, revenge movie, about a female prosecutor whose entire family is killed by the mob, so…
Oprah Winfrey – The Phantom of Oprah
People say the studio where Oprah Winfrey shoots her top rated talk show is haunted. But people talk. People spread rumors. There no such things as ghosts or anything supernatural, right? Tell…
How did Miley Cyrus become so wild?
This is complete fiction, and any resemblance between the characters in it and any living beings is only coincidental, nor does it reflect the true disposition of anyone. If you are reading…
Hilary and Lindsay Lohan saga
As Hilary walked through the door her mind was racing with ideas of what Scott was going to do as well as make her do. Needless to say nothing that was going…