Jerked off in a Restaurant by Madonna

I dated Madonna. You know, Madonna the sex/porn rock singer Madonna. She had me trailing around after her for several weeks, before she dumped me for this really huge Chinese guy. This story is about one incident at a sidewalk cafe on Sunset Blvd. Right inside West Hollywood. We were waiting for…

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After a night of wild partying Paris spends the night with Britney

It was just a couple of nights after Britney Spears’ famous, or should I say infamous, pantiless pictures hit the internet. She and Paris Hilton were out on the town for another wild night. After a few hours of dancing and several bottles of champagne they fought their way through the paparazzi,…

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Zooey Deschanel and Rooney Mara have a fun weekend

Rooney Mara was in town filming scenes for a movie. She arrived a couple days early, so she decided to spend the weekend hanging out with her friend Zooey Deschanel. The two were sitting on the couch, in their pajamas, watching TV. “So, I think they want me to play Huntress,” Rooney…

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Leah Remini the sex teacher

“Come on Dustin, think,” Leah said disgustedly as she tossed her hand in the air. She shook her head and took a deep breath watching the 18 year old boy sitting by her at the table. She dropped her hand to the tabletop saying with as much patience as she could muster,…

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Kathy Lee: Sweatshop bbc Revenge

Wearing a knee length pink business suit, white blouse and matching jacket, Kathy Lee Gifford strode into Nieman Marcus for a little early afternoon shopping. This was by far her favorite time of the day and shopping was by far her favorite way of relaxing. Even though she knew she was now…

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Anna Kendrick – Bitch Perfect

Anna and I had been married for five years and had been a relationship for perhaps eight or ten before that. We’d grown up together and had been high school sweethearts for all four years. While I attended the university in a distant city, the relationship had prevailed and it as shortly…

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Katarina Witt – Swimming Lessons

It was time again for the world championships. The pool area was completely deserted except for one lone swimmer, practicing her routine over and over, determined to get it perfect. Fransiska van Almsick. World-class swimmer. World champion. She continued her laps of the pool with her thoughts on only one thing, the…

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